Score hole-by-hole. Tap one button after your front 9 and your back 9. Thirty seconds later, your group chat gets a match report so brutal someone demands a rematch.
Sarah birdied the Coliseum 16th like she'd been there before. Dave found the only water on a course surrounded by cactus - an achievement historians will study. Mike's putter "wasn't feeling it," which is curious since putters don't have feelings.
Four spice levels. Same round, same scores - a completely different personality every time you generate.
Built around how you actually play - score at the turn, score at the clubhouse, get roasted both times.
We're loading as many courses as we can, with many more on the way. Don't see yours? It's probably next.
Tap scores hole-by-hole for up to 4 players. Hit the turn, get your first roast instantly.
Keep going. We're quietly tracking every blow-up hole, comeback, and lucky bounce.
18 holes done - full match report generated. Share it, save it, start the group chat war.
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We're still figuring out the numbers. Get on the waitlist and you'll be first to know - founding members lock in the best deal, whatever it ends up being.
We're rolling out the beta soon. Get in now, roast later.