A scorecard app that tracks your real stats and roasts your group about them.
You don't have to be a dad. You just have to golf like one.
Traditional golf apps analyze your mistakes like a corporate audit. We turn them into content.
After every round, our AI writes you a post-match roast so brutal you'll forget you paid $85 in green fees to shoot 104. Share it in the group chat before Ken does.
A leaderboard, but honest. Crown for the winner, melting ice cream for the bloke who blew up on the back nine.
No “longest drive” trophies here. Unlock The Beach Bum, Snake Charmer, and Ball Donator - badges built for how you actually play.
We chart your mental state hole-by-hole so you can watch your composure fall off a cliff at hole 14 in real time. It's basically therapy: laugh at the failure instead of carrying it home to the family barbecue.
| PLAYER | F9 | B9 | TOTAL REGRET |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😭 KEN | 44 | 45 | 89 |
| 😤 SHREY | 46 | 47 | 93 |
| 🧢 MATT | 49 | 48 | 97 |
| 🔥 TY | 52 | 56 | 108 |
Every rule your group already plays by, finally written down and made legally binding. The Committee is not sorry.
The Committee adds rulings as crimes are committed.
READ THE RULES
He can't fix your swing. Nobody can fix your swing. But he'll hold your beer, lean on the flag you just bent, and remind you that a quadruple bogey is only a tragedy if you refuse to laugh at it. This is an anti-elitist mental health app disguised as a golf tracker - cognitive behavioral therapy via aggressive self-deprecation.