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The scorecard that roasts your foursome.

Score hole-by-hole. Tap one button after your front 9 and your back 9. Thirty seconds later, your group chat gets a match report so brutal someone demands a rematch.

2,412 golfers already on the list ยท #1 gets founding-member pricing for life
Coming soon toApp Store
Q3 2026
Built by golfers, for weekend warriors everywhere
back 9 roast ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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THRU 18 ยท TPC SCOTTSDALE
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MVP ยท SARAH
MEDIUM SPICE ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

Desert Storm: A Tragedy.

Sarah birdied the Coliseum 16th like she'd been there before. Dave found the only water on a course surrounded by cactus - an achievement historians will study. Mike's putter "wasn't feeling it," which is curious since putters don't have feelings.

score the front 9 โ— roast at the turn โ— score the back 9 โ— roast at the 19th โ— lie about your handicap โ— blame the wind โ— one more from the tips โ— lost ball, found beer โ— mulligan? never heard of her โ— brag in the group chat โ— rematch next saturday โ— brag forever โ—score the front 9 โ— roast at the turn โ— score the back 9 โ— roast at the 19th โ— lie about your handicap โ— blame the wind โ— one more from the tips โ— lost ball, found beer โ— mulligan? never heard of her โ— brag in the group chat โ— rematch next saturday โ— brag forever โ—
- pick your heat -

Every round gets roasted. You choose how hard.

Four spice levels. Same round, same scores - a completely different personality every time you generate.

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Dad Joke

Mild
"Steve carded a 9 on a par 3 and still asked if anyone caught his 'good contact.' We caught it, Steve. We all caught it."
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Cheeky

Medium
"Steve's short game is so short it filed a restraining order against the green. Front nine: 48. That's not a score, that's a confession."
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Savage

Hot
"Steve's slice is now a federally protected migration pattern. The 7th-hole homeowners have lawyered up and the HOA wants his tee time revoked."
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Unhinged

Nuclear
"Steve's scorecard was forwarded to his cardiologist, his ex-wife, and the PGA as a cautionary tale. The starter has asked that he never book again. Under any name."
- dead simple -

Two roasts per round. Zero effort.

Built around how you actually play - score at the turn, score at the clubhouse, get roasted both times.

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Pick your course

We're loading as many courses as we can, with many more on the way. Don't see yours? It's probably next.

2

Score the front 9

Tap scores hole-by-hole for up to 4 players. Hit the turn, get your first roast instantly.

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Score the back 9

Keep going. We're quietly tracking every blow-up hole, comeback, and lucky bounce.

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Final roast & brag

18 holes done - full match report generated. Share it, save it, start the group chat war.

- more on the way -

Built for the courses you actually play.

More courses
added all the time
New cities
rolling out soon
Your track
tell us what to add

Invite your foursome. Skip the line.

Refer 3 golfers to the waitlist and unlock founding-member pricing + unlimited roasts for your first season, free.

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Pricing? Coming soon.

We're still figuring out the numbers. Get on the waitlist and you'll be first to know - founding members lock in the best deal, whatever it ends up being.

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